It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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