im gay
i know
yea but for you.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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