I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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