Its about making memories worth repressing
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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