ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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