If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Farmville is her only friend.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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