Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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