And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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