I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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