It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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