I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm too high and old for this...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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