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I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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