Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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