Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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