So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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