ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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