who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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