These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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