apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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