I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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