Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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