She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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