Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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