Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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