I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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