talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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