Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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