i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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