I will die if light touches me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
