my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
