Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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