Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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