Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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