Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I got her a Nickelback box set.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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