As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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