I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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