can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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