hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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