Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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