East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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