He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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