so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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