I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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