Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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