Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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