Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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