im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
This is classic penis vs brain.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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