Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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