random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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