Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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