Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Farmville is her only friend.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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