let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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