well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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